The Not-So-Secret Diary of a Bad Luck Girl

~~Struggled with~~ worked on novel.
Attempted to run three miles at the gym.
Ran half a mile at the gym.
Attempted 30 minutes on the elliptical.
Completed 20 minutes on the elliptical.
Sweated. A lot.
Sweated straight through cute yet ineffective Gap “fitness” shirt. (Nipple sweat, I haz it.)
Bought a replacement shirt at krav maga.
Was delighted by surprising cuteness of said krav maga shirt.
~~Kicked ass~~ did not have ass kicked in krav maga.
Sweated some more.
While punching, was told, “You started with nothing, and now you’ve really got something.”
Was simultaneously pleased and insulted.
Bought groceries. Avoided passive-aggressive hipster cashiers.
Did three loads of laundry.
~~Worked on~~ struggled with novel some more.
Sparred with boyfriend. Received accidental headbutt (ow).
Watched funny/sad South Park about home shopping network-esque jewelery sellers who bilk old people with dementia.
Watched Jerry Sandusky-esque Law & Order: SVU, complete with stilted PSA from Ice-T.
Attempted to watch old No Reservations: Shanghai. Passed out on couch.

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