Evil tea

So this tea really works.

Usually I like the Get Gorgeous, but Whole Foods didn’t have it the other night it so I grabbed Get Some Zzz’s instead for my caffeine-free nighttime fix. I assumed it to be plain herbal tea, but it contains valerian, an herbal sedative.

I told this to MB, who brushed it off. “Herbal,” he said, “equals bullshit.”

I don’t know about that, but I had a mug and was totally sleepy afterwards. I just assumed it was partly psychosomatic, and partly because I’m sensitive to that kind of thing.

MB is about twice my size, so I thought even if it worked, it probably wouldn’t have any effect on him. But the next thing I knew he was totally dropping off.

“This tea is evil,” he mumbled before losing consciousness.

Mmm, evil herbal bullshit tea.

2 comments

  1. Alright. An herbal date rape drug.

  2. Gotta love it when that happens. I think that requires a little “I told you so”.

    :)