So this tea really works.
Usually I like the Get Gorgeous, but Whole Foods didn’t have it the other night it so I grabbed Get Some Zzz’s instead for my caffeine-free nighttime fix. I assumed it to be plain herbal tea, but it contains valerian, an herbal sedative.
I told this to MB, who brushed it off. “Herbal,” he said, “equals bullshit.”
I don’t know about that, but I had a mug and was totally sleepy afterwards. I just assumed it was partly psychosomatic, and partly because I’m sensitive to that kind of thing.
MB is about twice my size, so I thought even if it worked, it probably wouldn’t have any effect on him. But the next thing I knew he was totally dropping off.
“This tea is evil,” he mumbled before losing consciousness.
Mmm, evil herbal bullshit tea.