Yesterday’s checklist

  • Struggled with worked on novel.
  • Attempted to run three miles at the gym.
  • Ran half a mile at the gym.
  • Attempted 30 minutes on the elliptical.
  • Completed 20 minutes on the elliptical.
  • Sweated. A lot.
  • Sweated straight through cute yet ineffective Gap “fitness” shirt. (Nipple sweat, I haz it.)
  • Bought a replacement shirt at krav maga.
  • Was delighted by surprising cuteness of said krav maga shirt.
  •  Kicked ass did not have ass kicked in krav maga.
  • Sweated some more.
  • While punching, was told, “You started with nothing, and now you’ve really got something.”
  • Was simultaneously pleased and insulted.
  • Bought groceries. Avoided passive-aggressive hipster cashiers.
  • Did three loads of laundry.
  • Worked on struggled with novel some more.
  • Sparred with boyfriend. Received accidental headbutt (ow).
  • Watched funny/sad South Park about home shopping network-esque jewelery sellers who bilk old people with dementia.
  • Watched Jerry Sandusky-esque Law & Order: SVU, complete with stilted PSA from Ice-T.
  • Attempted to watch old No Reservations: Shanghai. Passed out on couch.

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