So you know what happens when your hands are full and you’re trying to lock the door, and you have a junk mail catalog you want to bring to recycling? You put it in your mouth without remembering that your lips are dry and the paper isn’t plain paper but that shiny, thin, slippery stuff that sticks like a mofo to dry lips, and when you finish locking the door, you take the catalog out of your mouth, basically ripping a layer of your lip off, which starts bleeding insanely.
I have two tiny tears on the inside of my lip, but it bled into my mouth and teeth so much that it looked like I had been punched. Just like the CEO of Lehamn Brothers.
Oh, poor you. That sucks.