Time: About midnight
MB (asleep): I dreamed my alter ego believed in bubbles.
Me (half-asleep, thinks, Oh, he’s talking in his sleep again, then, Wait, that kind of made sense): Are you awake?
MB (still asleep): Yes.
Me: . . .
MB (not awake): I just felt the need to explain that to you.
He remembers none of this, btw. At one point there was also laughing, followed by, “That’s awesome!”
Either last night was a talkative night, or I’m usually asleep and don’t hear it. No more caffeine after 1 for me.